#incorrect league of villains

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shigaraki: *finds a stray cat* Shigaraki: We should keep it Kurogiri: We can't. Dabi is allergic Shigaraki: And? He can stay outside

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Hawks walking into the League's place wearing every piece of Endeavor merch he owns: Sup

Compress:...so things alright between you and Dabi?

Hawks: Yeah, perfect.

[primuswarrior]

Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*

Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!

Twice: Like the economy!

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Toga, talking to the tv: just because you’ve been hurt before doesn’t mean you can have trust issues with everyone

Dabi: what? Yes I can

Toga:

[ifvillainwhysexi]

Found this on Pinterest I love it so Goddamn much-

The way that he still has his hand on the wheel-

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: So what are we going to do this summer, Mother?

Talia: The same thing we do every summer, habibi.

Damian: Try to take over the world?

Bruce: Yeah that settles it, you two are not allowed to be left alone together.

[munchcorner]

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*dabi felt kinda bored and lonely so he decided to commit a little arson hoping that some handsome wing hero would fly here to arrest him*

dabi: *waiting for hawks to come* all right... play it cool. play it cool.

hawks: *lands in front of dabi* the fuck are you doing in my patrol area? put it off hot stuff, you could’ve just called, you know?

dabi: *playing it cool* AHAHAHAHAHAH *laughing maniacally and throwing more fire* i broke my phone.

*meanwhile hawks waiting for every arson report*

tokoyami: hawks-san why are you always going on fire missions? isn’t fire your biggest weakness?

hawks: yes, it is my dear intern. in many ways.

[poppy5991]

Dabi: Ugh what happened?

Toga: You overdid your flames and passed out again so I had to take you to the hospital. Don’t worry, I gave a fake name.

Dabi: You called an ambulance?

Toga: No, I stole a car and drove us.

Dabi: But I heard sirens.

Toga: Nah, that was Spinner.

Spinner: Sorry, I got nervous.

[justanotherfangirlwup]

Tomura: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I'm not afraid to go out the same way!!

Dabi: dude, it's just monopoly, fucking chill

[the-league-of-villains]

Dabi, eating breakfast : Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Hawks, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen : Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Kurogiri, hiring League members: Whats your reason for becoming villains? Dabi: Rejected by my father Magne: Rejected by society Spinner: Also rejected by society Toga: Rejected by my parents Kurogiri: I see. And I imagine you were rejected by someone as well? Mr Compress: Me? Oh no, I just like causing problems

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Dabi: Hey Hawks, any reason why you wrapped our calendar in aluminum?

Hawks: Upset that I've 'Foiled' your plans, Villian?

Dabi:....why the fuck do I like you?

[primuswarrior]

The League: *all incredibly exhausted and injured after a battle*

All For One: And so you must climb to the top, taking control so that no one shall ever oppose you or your--!

Kurogiri: Sensei, could you please just shut the [BLEEP] up? I can't stand listening to any more of this [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] for one more second.

Everyone: *all staring, jaws dropped*

Kurogiri: ...

Kurogiri: Why is everyone staring at me? Did something just happen?

Kurogiri: ...I think I blacked out.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head at?

Toga: I think it’d be really cool to record my therapy sessions and go back and listen to them later from a more distanced perspective

Toga: But also, the thought of having my therapy sessions taped is exceptionally nerve racking and paranoia inducing, and I know myself well enough to know that it’d become an ocd obsession for checking to make sure I have them all and no one else has access to them

Kurogiri:

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head?

Toga: no, but listen-

Kurogiri: I am listening, I just don’t think you’re mentally sound

Toga: IT WOULD BE INTERESTING-

[ifvillainwhysexi]

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