#incorrect league of villains

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Shigaraki: *finds a stray cat* Shigaraki: We should keep it Kurogiri: We can't. Dabi is allergic Shigaraki: And? He can stay outside

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Hawks walking into the League's place wearing every piece of Endeavor merch he owns: Sup

Compress:...so things alright between you and Dabi?

Hawks: Yeah, perfect.

[primuswarrior]

Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*

Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!

Twice: Like the economy!

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Toga, talking to the tv: just because you’ve been hurt before doesn’t mean you can have trust issues with everyone

Dabi: what? Yes I can

Toga:

[ifvillainwhysexi]

Found this on Pinterest I love it so Goddamn much-

The way that he still has his hand on the wheel-

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: So what are we going to do this summer, Mother?

Talia: The same thing we do every summer, habibi.

Damian: Try to take over the world?

Bruce: Yeah that settles it, you two are not allowed to be left alone together.

[munchcorner]

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*dabi felt kinda bored and lonely so he decided to commit a little arson hoping that some handsome wing hero would fly here to arrest him*

dabi: *waiting for hawks to come* all right... play it cool. play it cool.

hawks: *lands in front of dabi* the fuck are you doing in my patrol area? put it off hot stuff, you could’ve just called, you know?

dabi: *playing it cool* AHAHAHAHAHAH *laughing maniacally and throwing more fire* i broke my phone.

*meanwhile hawks waiting for every arson report*

tokoyami: hawks-san why are you always going on fire missions? isn’t fire your biggest weakness?

hawks: yes, it is my dear intern. in many ways.

[poppy5991]

Would be SO funny if the LOV all get arrested and go through sentencing. The judge is unusually hard on Compress, but lenient with the others and they’re confused. They did more than he did. Is it because they’re younger?

Come to find out that Compress has a rap sheet a mile long. They’re realizing they’re all baby criminals compared to him. He is a repeat and unrepentant criminal.

Compress: I told you I was a thief, didn’t I?

Spinner: You hijacked a plane?!

Dabi: You stole from the British museum?

Toga: They had to change the military codes because you stole the cipher key?

Shigaraki: Identity theft? How many aliases do you have???

Compress:

Judge: You may want to check your wallets.

LOV: WHAT THE FU-

[justanotherfangirlwup]

Tomura: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I'm not afraid to go out the same way!!

Dabi: dude, it's just monopoly, fucking chill

[the-league-of-villains]

Dabi, eating breakfast : Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Hawks, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen : Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Kurogiri, hiring League members: Whats your reason for becoming villains? Dabi: Rejected by my father Magne: Rejected by society Spinner: Also rejected by society Toga: Rejected by my parents Kurogiri: I see. And I imagine you were rejected by someone as well? Mr Compress: Me? Oh no, I just like causing problems

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Dabi: Hey Hawks, any reason why you wrapped our calendar in aluminum?

Hawks: Upset that I've 'Foiled' your plans, Villian?

Dabi:....why the fuck do I like you?

[primuswarrior]

The League: *all incredibly exhausted and injured after a battle*

All For One: And so you must climb to the top, taking control so that no one shall ever oppose you or your--!

Kurogiri: Sensei, could you please just shut the [BLEEP] up? I can't stand listening to any more of this [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] for one more second.

Everyone: *all staring, jaws dropped*

Kurogiri: ...

Kurogiri: Why is everyone staring at me? Did something just happen?

Kurogiri: ...I think I blacked out.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head at?

Toga: I think it’d be really cool to record my therapy sessions and go back and listen to them later from a more distanced perspective

Toga: But also, the thought of having my therapy sessions taped is exceptionally nerve racking and paranoia inducing, and I know myself well enough to know that it’d become an ocd obsession for checking to make sure I have them all and no one else has access to them

Kurogiri:

Kurogiri: hey, kid, where’s your head?

Toga: no, but listen-

Kurogiri: I am listening, I just don’t think you’re mentally sound

Toga: IT WOULD BE INTERESTING-

[ifvillainwhysexi]

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